she tells it like it is..
- mom: have you been getting much sleep?
- me: not really
- mom: (stares closely at my eyes) you know your father had baggy eyes.. you don't want to look like that. you'll start to look old.
- me: eh, who cares? Vince Vaughn, Susan Sarandon, and who else.. OH John Turturo.. they look like they haven't slept in a decade and people still find them attractive.
- mom: Carlos, you're not a famous actor. You need to get more sleep.
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Facebook Thread of the Day: UR dad’s on Facebook, unhappy with UR dead beat friends implying that his wife is a prostitute.
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for his birthday last year. march. i photoshopped our faces on this exact picture. and used it as his birthday card. thanks stumble. thanks for continuously sending shit my way that reminds me of him. barf on your button. stooopid stumblebutton.
if this was me, i would totally blow this up to about 40” wide, frame it in a nicely carved oak, painted that shit fake gold color with a few chips and scratches so I got a good deal on it, and hang it up directly above the mantle on the fire place.. in front of my polar bear skin rug.. where the magic sometimes takes place.. till it just gets awkward with that head and all.. eyes and mouth wide open.. staring at you.. dot dot dot.
